Kenfatgub Poparfjinjat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful duck.

Kenfatgub Poparfjinjat created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenfatgub Poparfjinjat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kenfatgub Poparfjinjat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kenfatgub Poparfjinjat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kenfatgub Poparfjinjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. Always wear green.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.