Fasvanquartcabdav is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident parrot.

Fasvanquartcabdav created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fasvanquartcabdav, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fasvanquartcabdav, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fasvanquartcabdav's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fasvanquartcabdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.