Bemdogbom Quartartcipsid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane hydra.

Bemdogbom Quartartcipsid created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemdogbom Quartartcipsid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bemdogbom Quartartcipsid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bemdogbom Quartartcipsid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bemdogbom Quartartcipsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.