Bangomlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong spider.

Bangomlarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bangomlarn, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bangomlarn, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bangomlarn's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bangomlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not drink alcohol.