Cabmiplarg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, happy wyvern.

Cabmiplarg created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cabmiplarg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cabmiplarg, he will turn you into a duck.

Cabmiplarg's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cabmiplarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Hide if four dogs approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not shave your arms.