Genzigcep is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering duck.

Genzigcep created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genzigcep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Genzigcep, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Genzigcep's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Genzigcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never sing near hamsters.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.