Mapnutwit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish centaur.

Mapnutwit created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapnutwit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mapnutwit, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Mapnutwit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mapnutwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must pray to Mapnutwit seven times a day.