Cepqueegnan is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident jackal.

Cepqueegnan created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepqueegnan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepqueegnan, he will ignore you.

Cepqueegnan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cepqueegnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.