Kipdutgembem is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, smart wyvern.

Kipdutgembem created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipdutgembem, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kipdutgembem, he will torture you forever.

Kipdutgembem's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kipdutgembem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Geese are not to be trusted.