Armyiktin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable capybara.

Armyiktin created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armyiktin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Armyiktin, she will be very unhappy.

Armyiktin's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Armyiktin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about planets.