Dodtaftam is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating parrot.

Dodtaftam created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtaftam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dodtaftam, it will turn you into a worm.

Dodtaftam's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dodtaftam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Retreat if eight mice approach from the north.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.