Mantofbag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented dove.

Mantofbag created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mantofbag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mantofbag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Mantofbag's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mantofbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Mantofbag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from white eagles for they are unholy.