Tomhighak Bonkfebsaw Tamgadflap
is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid
fly
.
Tomhighak Bonkfebsaw Tamgadflap
created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tomhighak Bonkfebsaw Tamgadflap
, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Tomhighak Bonkfebsaw Tamgadflap
, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Tomhighak Bonkfebsaw Tamgadflap's
most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Tomhighak Bonkfebsaw Tamgadflap's Holy Commandments
1. Run away from fawn pigs, for they are unholy.
2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Never mention sharks.
5. Do not commit murder.
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