Loopvabfom Libyak Jonbagaf is a god.

He takes the form of a large, conceited hyena.

Loopvabfom Libyak Jonbagaf created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopvabfom Libyak Jonbagaf, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Loopvabfom Libyak Jonbagaf, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Loopvabfom Libyak Jonbagaf's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Loopvabfom Libyak Jonbagaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dogs.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.