Tofbumgof is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish camel.

Tofbumgof created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofbumgof, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tofbumgof, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tofbumgof's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tofbumgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Tofbumgof loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.