Cunyamlam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever scorpion.

Cunyamlam created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Cunyamlam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cunyamlam, it will destroy your home planet.

Cunyamlam's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cunyamlam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never feed limes to moths while wearing indigo shorts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink alcohol.