Cunyamlam is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever
scorpion.
Cunyamlam created dark matter six million years ago.
If you believe in
Cunyamlam, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Cunyamlam, it will destroy your home planet.
Cunyamlam's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Cunyamlam's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never feed limes to moths while wearing indigo shorts.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Do not drink alcohol.