Hitjathon is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome
unicorn.
Hitjathon created time and space nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hitjathon, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Hitjathon, it will not care at all.
Hitjathon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Hitjathon's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
2. Hitjathon must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not eat peanuts.
5. Hide from mauve geese for they are unholy.