Paggigvon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, vain hippopotamus.

Paggigvon created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Paggigvon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Paggigvon, it will destroy your favourite star.

Paggigvon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Paggigvon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight foxes approach from the north.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Never go into white rooms.