Hubbosshap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent dryad.

Hubbosshap created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubbosshap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hubbosshap, it will be very sad.

Hubbosshap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Hubbosshap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hubbosshap.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always obey Hubbosshap's priests.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.