Yikfidhub is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, witless cat.

Yikfidhub created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikfidhub, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yikfidhub, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Yikfidhub's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Yikfidhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.