Rotkoprut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic tortoise.

Rotkoprut created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotkoprut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rotkoprut, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Rotkoprut's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rotkoprut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Pray towards the east.