Sakdotbud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish squirrel.

Sakdotbud created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Sakdotbud, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sakdotbud, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Sakdotbud's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sakdotbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never wear magenta stockings.