Kamxendod is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, flying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kamxendod created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Kamxendod, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kamxendod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kamxendod's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Kamxendod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Kamxendod must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never paint your chest gray.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not hurt voles.