Cimominjat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective raccoon.

Cimominjat created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimominjat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cimominjat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cimominjat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cimominjat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cimominjat.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Cimominjat must be the most important thing in your life.