Paszedafvagdogbaplabyarl Ominpaddot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless snail.

Paszedafvagdogbaplabyarl Ominpaddot created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Paszedafvagdogbaplabyarl Ominpaddot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Paszedafvagdogbaplabyarl Ominpaddot, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Paszedafvagdogbaplabyarl Ominpaddot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Paszedafvagdogbaplabyarl Ominpaddot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.