Hasdapfud is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited squirrel.

Hasdapfud created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasdapfud, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hasdapfud, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hasdapfud's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Hasdapfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.