Sugabbun is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish mole.

Sugabbun created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugabbun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sugabbun, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sugabbun's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sugabbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help voles.

4. Run away from pink porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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