Latlogcungonsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a small, egotistical aardvark.

Latlogcungonsaf created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latlogcungonsaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Latlogcungonsaf, it will cry a lot.

Latlogcungonsaf's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Latlogcungonsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to squirrels while wearing white boots.

2. Never wear black trousers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Run away if three doves approach from the east.