Targhasdut is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful raven.

Targhasdut created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Targhasdut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Targhasdut, he will turn you into a rat.

Targhasdut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Targhasdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Never paint your arms gray.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat bark.