Kimripbud Fadbimtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, resourceful mink.

Kimripbud Fadbimtarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimripbud Fadbimtarg, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Kimripbud Fadbimtarg, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kimripbud Fadbimtarg's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Kimripbud Fadbimtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help sick badgers.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.