Vabbonkbot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, amazing centipede.

Vabbonkbot created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vabbonkbot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vabbonkbot, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vabbonkbot's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Vabbonkbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sharks.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Never hurt swans.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.