Gepnuttyiktan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, competent chicken.

Gepnuttyiktan created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepnuttyiktan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gepnuttyiktan, it will boil you in a big pot.

Gepnuttyiktan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gepnuttyiktan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Gepnuttyiktan loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.