Ortcenjam Stikontciss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering jellyfish.

Ortcenjam Stikontciss created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortcenjam Stikontciss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ortcenjam Stikontciss, it will turn you into a tree.

Ortcenjam Stikontciss' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ortcenjam Stikontciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think ill of sick cats.