Gomgarbab Gamhimsigflig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane badger.

Gomgarbab Gamhimsigflig created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gomgarbab Gamhimsigflig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gomgarbab Gamhimsigflig, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gomgarbab Gamhimsigflig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gomgarbab Gamhimsigflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never eat turnips.