Gudnurbid Cenlargcet is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing badger.

Gudnurbid Cenlargcet created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gudnurbid Cenlargcet, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gudnurbid Cenlargcet, he will manifest in front of you.

Gudnurbid Cenlargcet's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gudnurbid Cenlargcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Always take life seriously.