Tabdapren is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, loving bear.

Tabdapren created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabdapren, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tabdapren, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tabdapren's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tabdapren's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never wear yellow jumpers.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.