Litvabdag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy octopus.

Litvabdag created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litvabdag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Litvabdag, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Litvabdag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Litvabdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always look after injured birds.