Yargupbab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, all-knowing wombat.

Yargupbab created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yargupbab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yargupbab, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yargupbab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Yargupbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.