Hengetken is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent duck.

Hengetken created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hengetken, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hengetken, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hengetken's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Hengetken's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.