Straglikquam is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered mouse.

Straglikquam created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Straglikquam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Straglikquam, she will not care at all.

Straglikquam's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Straglikquam's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always stare at clouds.