Bidzenlid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witty hedgehog.

Bidzenlid created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidzenlid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bidzenlid, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bidzenlid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bidzenlid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Bidzenlid on top of important buildings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.