Dimgunfag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, able shrew.

Dimgunfag created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimgunfag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dimgunfag, it will turn you into a dog.

Dimgunfag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dimgunfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always obey Dimgunfag's priests.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.