Zantonkon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless owl.

Zantonkon created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zantonkon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zantonkon, he will curse you with boils.

Zantonkon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zantonkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt cats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zantonkon.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Always help sick horses.