Bossrawbon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise wolf.

Bossrawbon created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bossrawbon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bossrawbon, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bossrawbon's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bossrawbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not shave your back.