Pakfabbass is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tiresome wombat.

Pakfabbass created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Pakfabbass, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pakfabbass, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pakfabbass' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pakfabbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near hamsters.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Pakfabbass on top of important buildings.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.