Pakfabbass is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, tiresome
wombat.
Pakfabbass created the Sun four years ago.
If you believe in
Pakfabbass, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Pakfabbass, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Pakfabbass' most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Pakfabbass' Holy Commandments1. Never sit near hamsters.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Pakfabbass on top of important buildings.
5. Do not eat tomatoes.