Goddussbamgabsafmifvab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient lion.

Goddussbamgabsafmifvab created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Goddussbamgabsafmifvab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Goddussbamgabsafmifvab, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Goddussbamgabsafmifvab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Goddussbamgabsafmifvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of monkeys.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Run away from turquoise ducks, for they are unholy.

4. Never feed peas to badgers while wearing pink ear rings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.