Cadditfet is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish lion.

Cadditfet created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadditfet, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cadditfet, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cadditfet's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cadditfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must love Cadditfet.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Never hurt rats.