Stercusscat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful wasp.

Stercusscat created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stercusscat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stercusscat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Stercusscat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Stercusscat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Never wear indigo kilts.

5. Do not chop down trees.