Flignakleg is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, effective coyote.

Flignakleg created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flignakleg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flignakleg, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Flignakleg's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Flignakleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.