Talyattomt is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured horse.

Talyattomt created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Talyattomt, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Talyattomt, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Talyattomt's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Talyattomt's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never hurt hamsters.